Tuesday, September 23, 2008

8.

commence shitty long post.

i left for melbourne on wednesday on a whim and 45 minutes notice in which i arranged my bags and managed to borrow $400 off mum. we left at about 10:30pm and began the approximate twelve hours of driving, i probably got around twenty minutes of sleep the whole time which was terrible but the highlight came when i got to sit up front and keep roffey awake.

at about 7am we drove past a massive kangaroo on the side of the road and it sat up, with blood pouring from it's head it turned to us. it was cute. at about the same time i took this photo with my phone and i really wish i had a proper camera on me, the sky was so blue and the grass so green.


we got in around midday and hung at a friends unit for a few hours, basically everyone fell asleep during anchorman. at 5pm we headed into the city to go to la porchetta's before the show at next nightclub. a lot of people say it's pretty average but in my opinion it's amazing. the size for the price is unbeatable (to my knowledge). for like $11 i am pretty happy with that.

after the show we went upstairs to the metal room and i had my first jagerbomb, and probably my last at $7 odd. someone had the bright idea of going back to dallas dancers but it was closer and it was ended up at the men's gallery strippers, i wish i could take photos inside but i wasn't willing to have my head stepped on. here's a phone camera photo of my favourite place in the entire world.


friday morning we drove to adelaide which is 9 hours of desert and a few small towns. i'll keep this brief by saying the drive sucks and the city sucks. nothing of interest really happened except i'd never seen this flowers before, someone said they are canola flowers. it was some non-homo beautiful shit, paddock sized areas of bright yellow flowers which looked to be almost waist height.


i can't really be bothered to keep writing this novel so i'll just sum up the rest. on the way back from adelaide we saw a kangaroo get hit by a semi-trailer in the oncoming lane. it was about 4am and we hadn't seen anything in hour when suddenly it hops out in front of the semi, it clips it and the kangaroo spins on it's head and does a few flips until it ends up on our side of the road, it was crazy.

saturday was sike your mind, the turnout was large but i spent my time at seaford rsl smashing schooners waiting for dropsaw to play and what a show it was. shoutout to seaford charcoal chicken and the old pedofile in the wheel chair.

here are a few other crappy photos.

sam (red hair) getting beat up.

fuck you sam (red hair).

sam (red hair) wearing a disguise in seaford charcoal chicken. nothing can disguise the colour.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you're quite lovely.